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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Space saving
Every bed in the NHS should be replaced with bunk beds thus doubling hospital capacities overnight.

Coupled with this all people requesting a burial funeral must be buried standing up to save space.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:15, 15 replies)
would make visiting hours interesting
and you wouldn't want a bunk below someone with the shits ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:17, closed)
Except dysentry cases
I don't want to be underneath someone with explosive shits.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:18, closed)

Liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:22, closed)
OK, I wouldn't want to
be below a *man* with explosive shits.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:33, closed)
Liar

(wrigglesworth, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:04, closed)
Another benefit would be to be on the lower bunk when the nurse goes up the ladder to the top one

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)

I can't believe I didn't think of that.

It almost cancels out the disadvantage of leaky bottoms from above.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:23, closed)
Just fit the top bunk with plastic sheets and a gutter all around the edge - problem solved

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:29, closed)
You've either not spent much time in hospital,
or you have some "specialist" sexual fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)
They all wear bloody tracksuits these days.
Bring back short blue dresses with white aprons.

Maybe not so much for male nurses, though.
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:09, closed)
My father recently broke his arse falling out of a bunk bed when youth hostelling.
He's 73, FFS - you'd have thought he'd take the lower one, the bloody child.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:30, closed)
Thinking about this,
you could instead have the ceilings in hospitals half as high, which would mean you could have twice as many floors.
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(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:48, closed)
I don't want to be buried upright!
Then when I rot away my skeleton will fall down. How will the archaeologists see the funny pose I'd pull if I fell down?!
(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:50, closed)

You could always be buried upside down.

What pose were you planning on?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:46, closed)

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