B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Smoking can be enjoyable, why try to ban it*?Also, please could over to my house so that I can treat you like shit and have you do lots of 20 mile runs for a couple of years. Since you didn't do military service you must be worthless to society and useless at your job -- perhaps being treated like shit for a year or two will help?
*I haven't smoked for years but the recent fashion of likening smoking to pædophilia always makes me realise what a bunch of joyless, frightened, puritanical fucks people are turning into.
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I smoke 30 a day and I hate it. I have made some stupid mistakes in my time but none as stupid as starting to smoke. I don't people making the same stupid mistake that I made.
I said community or military service. My view being that this would teach people life skills that they don't currently learn, give them self respect and a reason to get out of bed other than to watch Jeremy Kyle.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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