B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Verging on the stupidWomen on the rag are far easier to get off with;
a) husbands / boyfriends will trust them to go out.
b) they are far more easily turned on, moist .A different chemical balance but will bow to Smash on this one.
c)They are far less inhibited due to the fact that their chuff is blocked, until they are so fucking pissed that they can't feel you take it out or just want you to slap it in there and deal with the sheets in the morning.
By the sounds of it you wouldn't get a sniff in your utopian environment.
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different chemical balance, maybebut it just makes some of us feel nasty, bloaty and angry. the only way we'd be attracted to men at a time like that is if they were made of chocolate.
about 3 days before, however, is a different story.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:55,
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