B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I would like to see- all foot paths on private property closed to the public.
- Genesis to reunite. Again.
- jeans to be standard dress uniform for any man over 40.
- ornithology to be taught in schools.
- the making of preserves/pickles/relishes to become a worldwide past-time with the product to become an internationally reknowned dish.
- making jokes at the expense of someone's height or intellect to become standard comedy fodder.
- all government to be limited to the installation of recreation infastructure.
- a new car for me. Now.
For me personally, I'd love midori to get a fucking spell-check!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:28, 1 reply)
pastimeYour spellcheck would miss that because you've needlessly hyphenated it.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 21:43, closed)
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