All pubs that own Kareoke machines should also own a piano.
This will encourage a good ol' fashioned knees up, and get more people interested in playing an instrument because it's 'fun', not 'snobby'. Requests are more interactive and you don't have to listen to the same poxy song 50 times. Just like kareoke, anyone can play or sing along, take it in turns, and if someone's crap you can take the piss.

With the unbreakable rule that any fecker playing chopsticks or the theme from Titanic has to eat a urinal cake. Actually, that rule should be enforced on any piano, not just the ones in pubs.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:44, 2 replies)

Fuck off cockney wanker

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:52, closed)

Oi Oi!
:P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:53, closed)