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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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all the losing contestants in x-factor, big brother, and any other similar reality 'talent' shows to be executed.
painfully, messily and publically. lets see how desperate you are to be a z-lister now, you dull twats.

shotgun equipped guards at all underground platforms, train stations and bus stops across the capital. anyone trying to get on the tube/train/bus **before** all the people getting off have left the doorway to be shot. the same for cyclists who blithely sail straight through red lights. we might have a bit of civility on the london transport network then.

anyone who's voluntarily and unironically bought an EDL t-shirt to be neutered. same for anyone who wants to appear on jeremy kyle. and jeremy kyle himself to be neutered, the hateful bile filled c**t.

I think that would be a nice start.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:14, 2 replies)
Shoot the winners too.

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:51, closed)
nah, I like the schadenfreude when they're inevitably back in mcdonalds behind the till
in 18 months after that twat cowell's dumped them the second their sales show the first hint of slipping.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:45, closed)

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