
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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painfully, messily and publically. lets see how desperate you are to be a z-lister now, you dull twats.
shotgun equipped guards at all underground platforms, train stations and bus stops across the capital. anyone trying to get on the tube/train/bus **before** all the people getting off have left the doorway to be shot. the same for cyclists who blithely sail straight through red lights. we might have a bit of civility on the london transport network then.
anyone who's voluntarily and unironically bought an EDL t-shirt to be neutered. same for anyone who wants to appear on jeremy kyle. and jeremy kyle himself to be neutered, the hateful bile filled c**t.
I think that would be a nice start.
( , Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:14, 2 replies)

in 18 months after that twat cowell's dumped them the second their sales show the first hint of slipping.
( , Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:45, closed)
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