B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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This shall not stand.There are two types of dancing: the type that shows you actually enjoy the music; and the type you're forced into practising because every Tom, Dick and Harriet is doing it. Going clubbing pissed/monged off your face and jumping around to the phat choonz falls into the former category. Salsa/zumba/fusion jazz/whatever the chattering classes' latest vaginal pacifier is falls into the latter, and should be dealt with via the judicious application of FLAMES.
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.Yeti., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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Dancing when pissed/monged off your faceis less evidence of music appreciation, and more a symptom of being pissed/monged off your face.
Structued, proper dancing, is a sign of either a) being a girl, or b) wanting to shag a girl.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:33,
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