Abolish jobs.
Politicians of every shade hail "job creation" as the Holy sodding Grail.
Well, I don't know about you, but I've had a number of jobs.
And every slow-burning second of every single one of them was like being dragged slowly over hot coals with a hook through my knackers.
I spend my off-hours smoking, drinking, eating grossly unhealthy food and doing zero exercise in the hope that I get heart disease or cancer or something.
Because that'd be preferable to having to get up in the morning and go to fucking work. And I've got a job thousands of keen young people'd cut their arm off for.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 2:43, 3 replies)

Fucking amen to that...
(MrBiscuits, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 8:43, closed)

Well quit and let someone else do it who actually wants to
You ungrateful so and so
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 9:01, closed)

If you saw my payslips, you might revise your opinion as to which party is the most ungrateful ;)

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:24, closed)