B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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If you are sitting on your arse all day watching Mr Kyle and his assortment of interesting guests on working peoples tax contributions, then why should you be allowed Brandy or Jaffa Cakes or fags? In fact, why the fuck do you have a telly? Scrap my first idea....
Telly is a luxury, not a human right....
Make the license fee twice the cost so the workshy are priced out of the market, etc.....
Simples.
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...andof course, they'd all be buying TV licences currently.
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I like this.I'm not workshy, well, not in the unemployed sense anyway. But if the tv licence cost twice as much then I'd probably scrap it and actually get stuff done in the evenings rather than sitting on my arse half watching some bollocks whilst scratching my bollocks.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44,
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