B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Standing on the left of the escalatorIf you're going to stand still on the escalator* then you stand on the left so people can pass you.
*You shouldn't stand still on the escalator, that's lazy.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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Which city do you live in?In London and Paris, lazy people stand on the right and keep the left free.
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In Manchester it's generally the other way roundor they just stand in the middle, blocking the whole thing.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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Manchester has an underground?
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I wasn't talking about an undergroundEscalators in general
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:41,
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