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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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When i`m god-emperor, thier will be changes...
Cyclists on the road, at the side of a cycle path..... execute- slowly, messily, and publicly.
Cyclists (again) riding thru red lights, not signalling a change of direction, riding two abrest..... execute, as above.
School girl single mums, getting housing, benefits, etc.
if your old enuf to have sex, accept the consequences. thiers plenty of couples who want kids, but for a variety of reasons, cant.hand over the sprog, nueter both underage parents, and use their national insurance to pay towards the kids new life, paid out before any benefits or tax.( in the unlikely event they get a job)
Ammend the damn human rights act, til it works!
Bennefit scroungers/ defrauders. Not sure how`ooh me bad back, i cant work` entitles you to fiddle thousands over many years. has anyone tried making a claim for benefits, recently??? basterds at the benefits office delay for weeks, for no apparant reason, all for a measly ammount of pennies,and the job centres are soul destroying pits of dispair.
Am off, now. jaws aching from grinding my teeth.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:06, 4 replies)
when you learn to spell
perhaps you might learn to ride a bike. Then, you might have enough information and experience to balance your thinking a little more.
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 18:57, closed)
spelling
appologies for spelling.
no appologies for cyclists.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:02, closed)
Grinding teeth
more likely to be a cause of having forgotten how to use Caps Lock, and thus being obliged to extrude actual sentences, rather than the usual "BAN DIS SIK FILF".
(, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:38, closed)
Okay, I know this is a troll
bt twts hu rite stupidd shyt on the intrenet ahbout how they is betta than the vulnrarable ppl in societea r useluss cnuts whoo rnt welcum hre.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 4:29, closed)

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