B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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but then i'd have to turn the bathroom light on, and it'll strain my eyes.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:31,
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There's a trick to that - only open one eye, and keep the other closedThen when you switch off the light, open the closed eye, and you'll have kept your night-vision. Works every time
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isn't that why the pirates of old used to wear eye-patches?
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So that they could go for a piss at night without making a noise?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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AAAAARRRRRRR! That's betterrr...(
shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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