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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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50ft floodlit letters, Parliament square.
"The fact of something being popular does not make it good, accurate or worthwhile"

Similar signs in Wapping and whichever hellmouth the Daily Mail is written in.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:32, 6 replies)
If we can put them
where all those crusty fuckers in their tents are, I'm in.

Although they can write what they like, I couldn't give a shit about politics. Just don't see why some smelly oaf should live rent and council tax free in the heart of London, when I get chaged £4 an hour just to park there.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:59, closed)
Those crusty fuckers...
... got moved on from the public space that they were in, because of the royal wedding or terrorism or something. I'd be open to letting them sleep behind the big sign.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:20, closed)
Did they fuck.
They're all still there.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:52, closed)
Pics...
or it didn't happen (according to the laws of the internet). They protest there during the day, in the evening they go somewhere else to kit.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:51, closed)
I believe the Daily Mail
is printed in Rotherhithe. At least, there's a sodding great shed that looks like it might be a printing works that has a "Daily Mail" sign on it.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:06, closed)
Darn it...
Four signs would be needed.

Incidentally, that map - missing out scotland, the southwest and most of the north - is nearly identical to the one used by the editorial team. (the main difference being that Wales is not shown)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:25, closed)

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