B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
Every human to die immediately.
Instant better world.
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fuckitall out of here, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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Bollocks would it be.
It would be boring as fuck for a start.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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Nah it'd be great.
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fuckitall out of here, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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But...
Then I'd be out of a job.
And have nothing to eat.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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