B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
I can't believe
you overlooked Brian Blessed.
(
fuckitall out of here, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:26,
1 reply)
I... I... I don't know what happened there
of course, we'd need Brian to be the voice of the council.
"CITIZENS! HEAR OUR DECREES!"
(
leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:28,
closed)
Pardon?
(
fuckitall out of here, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:29,
closed)
keyboard fumble
and yet they still let me vote. Crazy huh?
(
leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36,
closed)
There's nowt wrong
with a fumble.
(
fuckitall out of here, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:48,
closed)
I'd want him to announce the demise of our most recent ex-Prime Minister
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? GORDON'S NOT ALIVE?"
(
Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55,
closed)