B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Can you add a panache of vegetables and medallions of beef to the list.
I have no idea what these things are.
I like the way my Nan used to simplify things. If she was making you a sandwich she'd ask you (in her best Count Duckula Nanny voice), "Yoo want fat onnit?", it's not marg, it's not butter, it's fat, you unhealthy sandwich scoffing salad dodging humounculons.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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