B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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poops post surgeryI concurr re squatting.
I had surgery recently... and, well. To make a long story very short: if you tie three babywipes into well, I suppose you should invision they way prisoners on telly tie sheets to escape. Thus you have a long piece of baby-wipe with knots at the 1/3 and 2/3 marks. And you take one end in the front and draw the other to the back, and well. You get pretty damned clean, and the whole lot is flushable and you get to avoid having to have nurses wiping your bumbum for you. Butt floss wtf.
Edit: would this work as well for men?
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