PEEWEE'S. BIG. ADVENTURE.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:23, 7 replies)

Battle Beyond the Stars
Seven Samurai in space. More lasers, less swords and space battles that probably had dozens of dollars spent on them.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
It's got a talking turd in it - the film, that is, not the motorcycle.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:24, 2 replies)

Last of the Mohicans.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 28 May 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Tosser, go away

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:15, Reply)

The Thin Blue Line.
It's a great comedy starring little known hard man Rowan Atkin- no it's not it's a documentary by Errol Morris.

Basically the crux of the documentary is to do with the case of a convicted cop killer and the search for the truth which inevitably, as always, brought the right man, Randall Adams, to justice. It also includes the story of the later coincidental incarceration of another young fellow, David Harris, who happened to have met Adams on the night of the murder.

Incidentally due to the amazing breadth of detail and investigatory work and sterling interviews involved in finding out what went on from the murder, the investigation, the trial and even some really murky post trial proceedings, this documentary cast so much doubt on the case that convicted Randall Adams he was exonerated and released. It's a good film, in fact it's a film that had an actual affect on the lives it was discussing. And further it has a ripping Phillip Morris soundtrack.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:46, Reply)

Rollerball
the 1975 original, natch. james caan gives an underrated performance as the champion rollerball player johnanthan e, and john houseman does a terrific turn as his patron/boss. excellent support from moses gunn and shane rimmer, and a great cameo from ralph richardson.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:05, 4 replies)

i fell asleep on the sofa as a teenager once
and woke up to something so bizarre that I thought I was still having a nightmare. ever seen ken russell's "the lair of the white worm"?

do not recommend, in flagrant disregard of the qotw mandate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:51, 5 replies)

In the "so bad it's good" category, Hard Rock Zombies
It's got dwarves, '80s music video interludes, bizarre Pythonesque comedy sequences, inexplicable werewolves, a Yewtreetastic romance (accompanied by a song that goes "I'm so in love but you're so young"), a bassline that can raise the dead and, about halfway through, one of the characters turns out to have been Hitler in disguise all along, then becomes zombie Hitler.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:33, 23 replies)

Legion of Fire: Killer Ants!
This film is epically bad. Imdb give it 2.8 out of 10. So bad it is hugely entertaining. Especially in scenes such as the lead character trying to fight off a swarm of ants by shooting at them with a shotgun.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)

BILL.&.TED'S.EXCELLENT.ADVENTURE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:26, 7 replies)

Spice World
Who's your favourite spice? Mine's sporty. She can do high kicks and wears trainers all the time.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:17, 2 replies)

That one with the little fella, you know
and everyone is like, 'don't do it little fella,' and he does it anyway the daft twat.
( $$ ✅, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:41, 3 replies)

The Distance
Three telepathic dwarves are hired by an Austrian conceptual artist who has been imprisoned inside an abandoned Siberian power plant after the death of his insane Russian benefactor. Their task: to steal an item known only as "The Distance" from a heavily fortified room elsewhere in the plant.

I've not seen it but based on that description I really want to.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 28 May 2015, 5:43, 3 replies)

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
/unlurk
I have been on this site for years, but I have not until this moment felt the need to post, shocked to see that its not had a mention yet.
This film follows the exploits of Ford Fairlane - Rock and roll detective. It features enough hideously dated and pointless one liners from the USA's favourite 80s comic Andrew "the diceman" Clay to fill..... well, this film. That and a koala that hangs itself. One of the best worst films I have ever seen. Enjoy!
/lurk
(Gavtheman, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:29, 3 replies)

The dog in The Dambusters is called Nigger!
That's reason enough to watch it!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:10, 8 replies)

OK, serious now, I like se7en, john Doe is a total role model to me.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:22, 1 reply)