
Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
( , Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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For people who don't like the taste of actual food. I thought that died out in the nineties.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:03, 2 replies)

You thought that in the nineties, an entire region collectively thought fuck it, we've been doing it wrong for 350 years, let's start eating cheeseburgers, instead.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:36, closed)

But I do love that the only possible alternative you could suggest was hamburger.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:40, closed)

What would you rather I do, buy the herbs and spices separately, and mix my own, for exactly the same affect? Or do you think I should grow my own herbs and spices, dry them in the sun, then bleat about what a great experience it was in a letter to The Guardian while wanking over Barbara from The Good Life?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:12, closed)

I'm just scoffing at shitty packet spice mixes. Eat them as much as you like for all I care.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:31, closed)

With pork belly or chicken especially.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:36, closed)

( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:42, closed)

and conceding that I hate myself is generally not related to my food intake.
On a similar theme; Chinese five spice plus soy sauce and sesame oil is a kick arse marinade for salmon.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:53, closed)

( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:57, closed)

Imagine the quantity of gumbo you could cook up in a jacuzzi.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:02, closed)

What would you rather I do, buy the herbs and spices separately, and mix my own, for exactly the same affect? Or do you think I should grow my own herbs and spices, dry them in the sun, then bleat about what a great experience it was in a letter to The Guardian while wanking over Barbara from The Good Life?
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:16, closed)

Margot just watches from the doorway and makes scathing remarks about your performance. Any fool knows the Good Life Wank Rules.
( , Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:54, closed)
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