Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
(, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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For people who don't like the taste of actual food. I thought that died out in the nineties.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:03, 2 replies)
You thought that in the nineties, an entire region collectively thought fuck it, we've been doing it wrong for 350 years, let's start eating cheeseburgers, instead.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:36, closed)
But I do love that the only possible alternative you could suggest was hamburger.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:40, closed)
What would you rather I do, buy the herbs and spices separately, and mix my own, for exactly the same affect? Or do you think I should grow my own herbs and spices, dry them in the sun, then bleat about what a great experience it was in a letter to The Guardian while wanking over Barbara from The Good Life?
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:12, closed)
I'm just scoffing at shitty packet spice mixes. Eat them as much as you like for all I care.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:31, closed)
With pork belly or chicken especially.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:36, closed)
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:42, closed)
and conceding that I hate myself is generally not related to my food intake.
On a similar theme; Chinese five spice plus soy sauce and sesame oil is a kick arse marinade for salmon.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:53, closed)
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 15:57, closed)
Imagine the quantity of gumbo you could cook up in a jacuzzi.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:02, closed)
What would you rather I do, buy the herbs and spices separately, and mix my own, for exactly the same affect? Or do you think I should grow my own herbs and spices, dry them in the sun, then bleat about what a great experience it was in a letter to The Guardian while wanking over Barbara from The Good Life?
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:16, closed)
Margot just watches from the doorway and makes scathing remarks about your performance. Any fool knows the Good Life Wank Rules.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:54, closed)
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