Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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I always thought oysters tasted like minge.So alcohol always a must before hand.
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Not white spirits though, it'll make you spew. (, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:15, closed)
I hope this doesn't come as too much of a surprise but you're a homosexual.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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I must remember to tell my fiancée.She'll probably be overjoyed.
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That you need to be drunk to go near her vagina?You'd probably be better just telling her you're a poofter.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:53,
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I've always thought that they look like big lumps of jizz and that anyone who was willing to put them in their mouth must love the cock.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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