My wine's got no "nose"!
How does it smell?

Well it doesn't, you see? Because it has no "nose". "Nose" in wine terms refers to the smell of the wine, as wine people are pretentious and snobbish.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 15:39, 15 replies)

Wine that has no smell?
How rare. Are you sure it's not water?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 15:40, closed)

If it had little or no smell it is referred to as 'mute'
because wine-o-philes are fucking idiots and don't know their nose from their ears. And if it's a decent old wine it's still called the bouquet rather than the nose. Because etc idiots etc.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:06, closed)

and drunk.
don't forget drunk.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:08, closed)

I was offered a spit bucket tasting some wine t'other day
and madame bolic told the vintner that I wouldn't need it as I'm English. Terrible racism.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:12, closed)

Ha ha, you spit on the floor,

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:15, closed)

racism xenophobia
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:19, closed)

did you point out
that our champagnes are regularly receiving awards from under the very noses of the french nowadays?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:26, closed)

I was in St Chinian.
I doubt they'd have given a shit. They might have pointed out that if it's made in England then it isn't a Champagne and sneered at me like some sort of idiot. Fortunately I didn't say that because I'm not some sort of idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:33, closed)

"I'm not done sort of idiot."
^ winning ^
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:45, closed)

It's lol when people their words up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:47, closed)

well lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:53, closed)

My assibilate has no Odra what you are tasking Abbott.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:04, closed)

"Our" champagnes?
Have "we" annexed part of France, then?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:39, closed)

Inside every forrin is an Englishman in need of rescue.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:46, closed)

judging by the number of people trying to move there, yes
and a hell of a lot of french wines with no claim to the region also call themselves champagne
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:57, closed)