The Sweet Spot
I was shocked to find out my girlfriend could fit all of the following in her mimsy:

1 orange
1 apple
15 grapes
4 strawberries
6 raspberries
A handful of blueberries
and 1 banana.

It was hard work to get it all in but it was worth it in the end, as we both enjoyed the fruits of her labia.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:43, 12 replies)

Oh
dear.
(dxg, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:34, closed)

Sorry, but
I apologise for nothing.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:43, closed)

what a coincidence
i tried the same thing with your mum

2 melons
1 coconut
and the best part of a pineapple
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:58, closed)

Your mum jokes

Will always get a click from me.

*clicks*
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:53, closed)

the best part
being the spikey part, yes?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:30, closed)

All sounds Innocent
to me.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:37, closed)

Yeah
you great smoothie you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:23, closed)

I like this.
I shouldn't, but I do.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:46, closed)

*spang*

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:32, closed)

I had
"And a partridge inna pear treeeeee" running thru my mind halfway thru this list.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:49, closed)

Clarifying
What all at once?
(Neostenine's maker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:48, closed)

I wouldn't worry about it too much
It's an egregious lie for the sake of an horrific pun.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:05, closed)