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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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I once opened a conversation with a patient on a burns unit with 'It's warm on here innit? You must be cooked'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:54, 37 replies)
No you didn't, you fucking liar.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, closed)
Wouldn't be surprised if he did, he's that much of a cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:58, closed)
I AM VERY UPSET WITH BADGER, ONLINE.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:00, closed)
I AM TOO, EXCEPT THAT I'M NOT HE'S ACTUALLY UPSET WITH ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:01, closed)
I'm really not. I quite like Badger.
He makes me laugh a lot. I just am in a mood where everyone is a cunt. Including you Braynie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:04, closed)
I am actually a cunt though, it's a documented fact.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:05, closed)
I know, I've been stalking you on here for a while.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:09, closed)
Offtopic won't be happy about that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:11, closed)
I'm sure they'll survive. I've been known to flit across the boards every now and again.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:11, closed)
But who will they be excessively creepy at?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:16, closed)
I dunno, they manage for the rest of the day when I'm not around.
I'm rarely up this late - it's nearly 1:30 am here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:19, closed)
You Austrians and your crazy time zones.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:20, closed)
ich weiß rechts?
If ya don't like it you can fark awff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:22, closed)
Ouch
Must have led to a heated discussion or at least you got on the wrong side of his fiery temper…
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:58, closed)
It was certainly a hot topic for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:02, closed)
I've had
my fingers burnt in a similar way before.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:03, closed)
I hope you didn't burn any bridges with the patient.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:07, closed)
We weren't a good match for a while but eventually sparked up a rapport.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:09, closed)
I'm sure you got on like a house on fire in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:10, closed)
You discussed your mutual love of country and Weston?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:19, closed)
Oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:23, closed)
Winnar

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:48, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:18, closed)
His
Boss probably gave him the third degree.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:03, closed)
It's only fair you'd have to have thick skin to have laughed that one off.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:07, closed)
Was there a lot of hard graft involved to get back in his good books?

(square go, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:14, closed)
Needs more shed.
Maybe his caught fire, and that's how he got burned?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:37, closed)
It's exactly this type of inflammatory remark
that nearly extinguished qftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:26, closed)
I'm starting to see why you mainly stick to linking to other people's
tales from your "Archive" rather than posting your own original stories.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:46, closed)
There's a certain degree of irony in the fact that someone with fire in their username couldn't think of a pun.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:13, closed)
You are now, according to the Sixcocks rules of trolling, now upset at Ring Of Fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:02, closed)
Burning with rage, right here, online.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:56, closed)
Is that the same reasoning that you used when, despite being married, you signed up to OKCupid?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:01, closed)

I thought that was me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:48, closed)
You upset, adulterous, grassing-to-the-NMC Aussie types all look alike to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:06, closed)
Racist!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:39, closed)
You sure?
Could've sworn that was... well nvm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:38, closed)

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