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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I found a guy I happen to think is a keeper.
It's only taken me 27 years to find him.


I also found a dead cat once. I didn't keep that though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:37, 12 replies)
Awwww
you big softy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:51, closed)
I wonder
if he realizes his good fortune...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:59, closed)
27 years?
Thats a LOT of chloroform and embarrassing next morning explanations
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:02, closed)
@ Loon
I'm sure that he does, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:24, closed)
@Halfy
You have no idea. *shakes head*





@Loon - I hope so or else I may have to cunt him in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:27, closed)
Icky
Click.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:31, closed)
When I read keeper I wondered, keeper of what?
Perhaps he is a drug dealer, or some sort of magic man? Keeper of spells, other worlds....

Oh wait, a keeper, I realised.
(I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, closed)
I found a dead cat once too!
It was the happiest day of my life!

Well... It wasn't dead.
But there's a button you can press in 'em with a screwdriver.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:01, closed)
thats luverly
does this mean you will stop moaning about being old/overweight/devoid of ears when clearly you are in fact 'luverly' and none of these things and have a man to prove it

?
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:24, closed)
One can only hope
as it's kinda depressing to those of us who are older than she is.

*creak*
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:29, closed)
@Spimf
I just happen to have found a guy who likes old, fat and earless women.

I hit the jackpot : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:59, closed)
joins in chorus....
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:57, closed)

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