Who leaves porn around parks and why?
*Doh! I accidentally clicked submit when I'd only half written the post*

As all chaps of my age and older know and remember, porn was something found in magazines and on occasions in videos and on TV. For you young'uns who were bought up with broadband in the womb, wanking wasn't just a case of going to spankwire.com and physically assaulting your clergyman! Oh no!

For gents of my age and older, porn was something special when you had it (before your mum inevitably found it and threw it out). When you found a wank mag in the park, or in hard times (No giggling at the back) when the chance to grab an old copy of 'The Sun', 'The Star' or heavens above 'The Sport' presented themselves you took them and skipped home with a merry joy, thinking of the masturbatory pleasure that was to come. (I said stop it!)

But seriously who put it there? Why did they put it there? Was there some sort of great underground jazz mag exchange that I was never told about? When I had porn, be it my soggy newspaper collection, my moldy park found mags or my step-dads video collection which was a luxury to be enjoyed only when everyone was out, it was special to me. I wouldn't dream of discarding it so carelessly in a bush.

Now for the obligatory money answer...

If anyone lost a wallet in Watford, circa 2000 ish with about 150-200 notes in it and some red unmarked pills, it was me and my friend who found it, divided and pocketed the money and sold the pills. (It was actually my friend who sold them(so he told me), I had nothing to do with that). We never took any, so have no idea what the fuck they were or what they would do to someone.

I'm not really sure how to feel about taking it, I had abso-fuckin-lutly no inclination of handing it in and I feel if the boot was on the other foot, I would hope, but not expect to find it.

In any case there was no ID in the wallet, just cash and pills so there was not much chance it would find its way home. I imagine if I were to meet the owner, or if there had been some sort of photo ID, I would feel like a cunt. But I wont, there wasn't and I don't.

So suck it.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:01, 4 replies)

for the answer,
see five posts down.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:07, closed)

Pr0n
Ive asked this question myself; who dumps all this porn? I threw mine in the canal. It floated for a bit.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:16, closed)

I am fully of the opinion...
...that it was the government who dumped all the grot for our younger selves to find, so that we could be schooled in the ways of sex without them having to do it actually in schools.

As a consequence, I now think that semen is "red hot", that all secretaries are "goers", and that the most romantic thing you can do to a lady is to pork her up the back business before shooting your jolly jelly all over her face and tits.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:17, closed)

But why
did you throw it away? Surely there were hiding places back home. My pr0ns was sacred and like the one ring going into Mt Doom, only my mother could destroy it. (Or throw it in the bin)
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 3:47, closed)