Yes.
it has happened to me. There is actually a place in the vagina where, if it gets stuck, it can be very hard to find a lost condom - it's the fornix, and it's like a little recess around the cervix and it can get stuck in there.

Not sure if it's going to be in there after months and months, but sometimes if they seem to be really lost, they can be there.

This adds to the reason why I no longer use condoms [insert disclaimer about monogamy, STD testing and contraceptive use here before anyone has a go at me again].

(That was another pubic health announcement from your New Friggin' Messiah.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:22, 5 replies)

Monogamy?
STD testing? Contraceptive use?

Who are you and what have you done with CHCB!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:44, closed)

I may be depraved, wanton and sexually deviant,
but without health risks. Well, just calculated risks. Well, there were those sailors but they looked fairly clean under the track marks and scabs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:50, closed)

So *that's* where the lost socks go!
I did wonder.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:46, closed)

No
socks get sacrificed to the god of washing machines and tumble driers.

He eats them with fabric conditioner.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:49, closed)

Now slightly paranoid
Trying to work out what horrors may possibly be lurking in my fornix. That is a whole new portion of my anatomy you have enlightened me to.

Thankyou, I think.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21, closed)

How or can
you empty this secret lady-cache?
(sparkly_penguin, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:13, closed)

What the fudge?
How small does your cock have to be to have a condom actually slip off during intercourse?

*boggles*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:55, closed)

i guess
as small as mine?
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:32, closed)