Well...
.
It's easy money if not good money.

Become a "name", a "personality" on some popular sites and get £100 a week paid into your PayPal account by a shifty-looking ginger bloke.

In return I have to post funny, interesting or controversial posts at least three or four times a week.

Of course, I have to give up my rights to my stories which are then picked up by NUTS, FHM and others who pay Rob the ginger guy lots of wonga but he has the contacts and I don't.

Still, at least I know the identities of the other paid posters and that makes me giggle.

Send me a pound via PayPal and I'll tell you who the other Elite are. Send me a fiver and I'll tell you which popular posters are actually men pretending to be women.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:29, 13 replies)

*stops wanking*
It's "The Crying Game" all over again :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:44, closed)

No way
No freaking way. AARRRGGHH.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:59, closed)

You think
I make it onto the "best of" page weeks because of the quality of my stories?

*shakes head*

It's all done via a php script that promotes my stuff higher at the expense of lesser known posters...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:03, closed)

Well
That's my illusions shattered...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:17, closed)

i'm tellin you man...
illuminati!


*wraps more tin foil around head*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:35, closed)

Oooooo! think your popular do you.
.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:37, closed)

You're only getting £100?
You need to renegotiate mate.


;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:02, closed)

£100? Ha!
I only have to pay 50.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:39, closed)

Ah
I'll do that..



Barry
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:51, closed)

Pfft
And theres me thinking people were just clicking "I like this" because they saw the Legless' name :)
(Miggyman, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:31, closed)

Shh...

'The crow flies North when the sparrow licks it's own left one'

*does funny handshake*

Also, most people will tell you that I've only been pretending to be a man for the last 30 years...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:08, closed)

I made the front page two QOTW's ago
Where's my money?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:40, closed)

I should hve known!
All those top class, funny yet poignant posts that vanish into the crowd each thursday! All those wasted hours searching fruitlessly for my....... nah not really :P I am entertained and I care not how :)

I only managed the "best" page once though, and it was probably one of my more crap posts. Same with my FP. I feel like some sort of compensation should be forthcoming :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:23, closed)