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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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I really hope God exists
If he didn't what the fuck would people scream when they cum?
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:53, 10 replies)
Oh Lemon?

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:57, closed)
Well someone was going to
It may as well have been me
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, closed)
Oh Dawkins!
I generally scream "Oh fuck" or in certain cases "Triple word score" anyway.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:10, closed)
Actually.........
she screams my name!
(Pork2311, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:13, closed)
Obligatory
link.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:12, closed)
Not mine
"That'll do pig...that'll do"
(kitescreech still here, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:41, closed)
oh yes
thats the spot, harder, faster, nrrrgggggg, aghh?
(seshmarls, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:03, closed)
Err...
"Duck!"

Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:33, closed)
Errr, the usual...
"I'll phone you a taxi"
(Patrice Ici Reticulating Splines, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 7:12, closed)
What do Atheists yell on orgasm?
"DARWIN!! DAAAAAAARWINN!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:20, closed)

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