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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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Go ahead and convert me!
Dear religious folk of B3ta,

I'm an atheist. I always have been - I've never found any reason to believe in any of the various gods on offer. Most of them don't sound very nice. However, I'm ready and listening - go ahead and try to convert me! I will listen patiently and reply politely.

Love,

Ennui
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:48, 10 replies)
Enzyme
is the new God and will show you the light.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:51, closed)
"Enzyme...will show you the light"
I think he has to bend over to do that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)
I'm selling these fine leather jackets....
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(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:37, closed)
I love you

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:56, closed)
How appropriate
I fight like a cow
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:45, closed)
Ye shall convert
and join the church of the *Spanky Lesbian Pixie Wenches*, (most religious functions are held in the pub, if elsewhere, please bring beer).
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:42, closed)
This is the most convincing so far
:-)
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:54, closed)
Believe!

www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:34, closed)
I like these!
Very concise.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)
Not a lot of religion in here
really, is there... I can't say I'm surprised.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:51, closed)

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