Go ahead and convert me!
Dear religious folk of B3ta,

I'm an atheist. I always have been - I've never found any reason to believe in any of the various gods on offer. Most of them don't sound very nice. However, I'm ready and listening - go ahead and try to convert me! I will listen patiently and reply politely.

Love,

Ennui
( Ennui loves you, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:48, 10 replies)

Enzyme
is the new God and will show you the light.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:51, closed)

"Enzyme...will show you the light"
I think he has to bend over to do that.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)

I'm selling these fine leather jackets....
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:37, closed)

I love you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:56, closed)

How appropriate
I fight like a cow
(Helixdaunting, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:45, closed)

Ye shall convert
and join the church of the *Spanky Lesbian Pixie Wenches*, (most religious functions are held in the pub, if elsewhere, please bring beer).
(Falco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:42, closed)

This is the most convincing so far
:-)
( Ennui loves you, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:54, closed)

Believe!

www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
(flimflam_machine, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:34, closed)

I like these!
Very concise.
( Ennui loves you, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

Not a lot of religion in here
really, is there... I can't say I'm surprised.
( Ennui loves you, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:51, closed)