say what you like about religion,
talking like a black preacher makes everything cooler.

"I said I'm goin' down the shops-ah! I said I'm goin' down the shops-ah! Brothers and sisters are you with me?"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:23, 7 replies)

I think you'll find that
Robin Williams has successfully proved that this is not the case.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:37, closed)

He is the most irritating man since... fiberglass gussets.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:44, closed)

More irritating than
Robbie Williams?

*adjusts fibreglass pantaloons*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:12, closed)

You're locked up ...
... in a room, together with Robbie and Robin Williams.

You carry a gun, with only a single bullet in it. Who would you shoot?





Yourself, since you'll never manage to silence them both with only a single bullet.
(Obsidian, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:04, closed)

Robbie Williams
You then spend the next 72 hours torturing and pistol-whipping Robin Williams - finally finishing him off by choking him to death with the severed and by now rotting penis of Robbie Williams.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

I would argue in favour of doing it the other way round
And making Robbie Williams suffer for longer. But then he might try to crack a joke halfway through the proceedings. Or worse, he might try to sing fucking Angels as his "last words" whilst I throttled him with the decomposing duodenum of Robin Williams.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:45, closed)

And the cool-ah!
It comes from Jeeeezus-ah! Let me hear you say Halleluliah! Yes-ah!

And now-ah! I don't want you to do faith-healin'! I want you to pray with me for faith debuggin-ah! Yes! In Jeezus name, cast out the bugs-ah! Halleluliah!

Blimey. It does sound cool.

Mind you, faith-debugging works about as well as faith-healing. If it really worked rallies would sound like this:

Hey, let's have some amputees up on that stage-ah!
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:11, closed)