Oi!
/board is over there
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A picture does not tell a thousand words. If it did, my thesis would have been a lot shorter.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:06, 16 replies)

Sorry.
In that direction lies only barren wastelands and /talk.

In here we have the dying remnants of the QOTW.

Pictures of Jesus will help it to find peace and leave this plane of existence.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:09, closed)

I'm just miffed
because they take to long to download on my phone. I got miffed about nested replies because of the phone thing too but I like them now.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:10, closed)

Like my cock

_{(Well, it's a work of art...)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:10, closed)

your cock takes a long time to download?
Or you have a nested cock?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:11, closed)

or
it's 'a lot shorter'.

*snigger*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:33, closed)

Yeah, I was going with the 'much shorter' joke,
But I'll happily nest it in either of you and download my custard into your orifices, if you're offering.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:38, closed)

^this (well, not the cock thing, TRL's reply)
and I probably stole my picture from someone on /board a while ago anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:10, closed)

Because you'd have handed in
a photo of yourself naked, holding a melon with the words 'Yours for a fiver' scrawled across it in excrement?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:11, closed)

I don't do scat.
I would have used a marker pen.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:12, closed)

a marker pen menstrual blood.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:15, closed)

Maybe.
I'm mid-cycle now though and horny as hell. The idea of being naked with a melon is almost too much to bear. I wonder if the greengrocer's is still open?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:17, closed)

*disguises himself as a melon*
*cantelupes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:19, closed)

mmmm
*honeydews*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:20, closed)

*warms up in the microwave*
Oh no! My CHCB has exploded all over my kitchen, and her bits are everywhere!

*licks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:24, closed)

from
a menstrous napkin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:34, closed)

No it's not
That's Christina Ricci's rightleft nipple.

Stop pointing, it's rude.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:11, closed)