Greed
Back in 2000 when Sydney had the Olympics my organisation decided to allocate a shitload of overtime to be worked at various Olympic venues around the city. My Bosses boss, the lazy twat, couldn't be bothered working out a way to fairly distribute the OT amongst the troops, so got one of his arselicking minions to do it for him. Turns out this brownnosing cock allocates most of the cream to himself and his bumchums, doing everyone else out of their share.
Now it takes a bit to get me to react, but I snapped. Rang the big boss and told him I was going to report him for corruption. Turns out senior officers are scared shitless of that particular C word, and he folded like a deck of cards. Asked me if I was happy with names being drawn out of a hat and would I like to supervise the draw.
No surprises when I only got one shift of OT, but ended up swapping with another guy so ended up working two shifts instead. Then the pay section fucked up and paid me for three shifts instead of two. Result. Been 11 years now and I suppose I should tell them of their error. Maybe next week.
(Firemansam, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 12:43, 3 replies)

bumchums?
Are you 14?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:17, closed)

^^
No it's just that at any timepoint, Australians are adopting the words, music and other cultural trends which we created 20 years ago. I think it's because sheep all look the same to humans, so they cannot judge time elapsed by reference to previous sexual partners.
(SlantedScience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 3:01, closed)

butt shurley
by counting the claggers around the sheeps shithole encrusted with dried flies and jizz , even the most horrifically inbred 'stralian would be able to see that some thing was differant with his girlfriend that night?







oh !wait i see the flaw in my argument ............ 'stralians
bugger let me down every time
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:36, closed)