Each day at work....
..I deal with hundreds of strangers' personal details, names, addresses and the like.

My guilty pleasure is giggling my tits off at people with funny surnames.
It doesn't matter how childish, if you're a Mr Cock-a-day or a Mrs Good-willie you can guarantee you are the object of my humour for at least the week.
That big wide grin I give you as I bid you farewell?
Not just me being polite I can assure you!
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:34, 6 replies)

Mr Trebillcock
Was a punter in my DSS days. One hapless receptionist, thinking he might be a bit embarrassed at having his name called over the tannoy, decided to 'posh it up', so to speak, and announced 'Mr Trebillcoe to reception please'.

Said punter stormed up to the counter with a look of unadulterated fury in his eyes, and yelled at the top of his voice, "For god's sake, get my name right. It's TrebillCOCK"!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:52, closed)

A friend of mine
collects odd names as she works in a taxation bureau. My favorites to date are Demona Manlove and Anita Mandelay.

Although the woman who admitted on her driver's license to 250 lbs but went by the name of Gazelle does always give me a grin...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:16, closed)

I have provided technical support for
Dr Dick Bumgamer. No really. Thank fuck it wasn't face to face.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:22, closed)

Several...
Dong Mingazhu
Mr & Mrs Smellie (just)
I M Stiff
Mrs Pitchfork
Ms McFeely

and many many more! I just can't remember them at the moment!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:37, closed)

heh
At my last job i had a client called Mrs Dick now Plees.
Except what had actually happened was, she was called miss dick and then got married to a mr plees and it was just some helpful admin bod who had ran it together. That made me happy for a whole week. My old job was rubbish.
Oh! And i used to occasionally change peoples names by a letter to make something rude. My favourite was changing Mr Brabants to mr Brapants.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:15, closed)

I work with a guy whose surname is Shirtliff
(I always add a T on the end to piss him off...)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:50, closed)