Walking along with a 'Predator' style Mini-Gun...
You know the type, Blaine's "ol' Painless" Mini gun as used in 'Predator' and 'T2'

I often, while idly wandering along on my route - be it to work, heading for the bus, off into town to the post office, i imagine myself walking along carrying 1 of these behemoths, calmly and efficently MOWING DOWN EVERYONE who happens innocently stray by me while going around their daily business. All in slow motion as if in a John Woo film, causing MAXIMUM damage to flower stalls, cars waiting at traffic lights, women with pushchairs, blowing old people thru the shop window of 'Greggs the bakers', decimating the queue for the cash machine as i watch their bodies stand and twitch as the lead rips their clothes. i keep walking, people keep wandering infront of me, i imagine them been shredded by the Mini-Gun, I keep walking, next corner, a packed street - "oh my - heaven" i think....

AWESOME. i'm not an emo or anything and i don't think i'm affected by video games as a young un - unless jetpack willy has mangled my brain. However the PacMan Cliche IS true (darkened rooms, munching pills, repetitve music, etc) I think it just keeps my mind amused while I'm walking.


Wikipedia ALMOST spoilt it for me by saying that a hand held version of the MiniGun is impossible - but afterall, it's only a dream - isn't it?
(TheManofScience, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:15, 7 replies)

I've often
done a similar thing. However I usually imagine I'm holding Vasquez's machine gun from Aliens.
(Errorist, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:25, closed)

A good next-gen version of GTA
should feature this. With maximum damage to the game environment. Would be a blast!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:27, closed)

You are certainly not alone in this
I often mow down streets of peds with my minigun or M249. Unfortunatley wikipedia is right, there is no hand held minigun :( Still we'll have metal storm hand held weapons soon....
( M o D, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:33, closed)

towers
see i always just used to sit at work imagining i was sat at the top of the bell tower on the council house in sheffield picking people off with a .50 cal sniper rifle
(pogo_it, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:56, closed)

ah ha
my version is every morning in our crappy team 'scrum' meetings.

I imagine in what order I'd kill people in.
I've usually got a pistol in each hand
Whoever is my least favourite gets it in the kneecaps first.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:59, closed)

YYYYAAA!!
We should have a support group!

Also, Rambo's M60 he gets off the side of the Huey at the end of First Blood Part 2 is a good one - however i'm not bare chested, even thats too much for a day dream!
(TheManofScience, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:53, closed)

I'm old school
For my imaginary slaughtering of people who annoy me I favour a big fuckoff imaginary axe.
Although when people annoy me in large groups I have been known to call up an imaginary B25J. The one with the strafer nose and lots of 0.5 inch machine guns.
(Big D, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:07, closed)