GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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NopeMy Dad is 61, has the same physique as I do and is very fit for his age. I've no reason to believe that I'll end up any other way.
/awesome metabolism
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Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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Well there will be exeptions to any rule.Awesome metabolism cuntface.
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girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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I used to think I had an awesome metabolismTurned out that I was a 28 inch waisted streak of piss for good reason, and that was down to walking several miles a day to college and work rather than spend hard earned
The gaining of a desk bound job combined with a sudden added splurge of extra beer money soon put paid to that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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Fuck you so very fucking muchI have the most ludicrously efficient metabolism ever - I gain more weight from eating than the actual weight of the food I eat. I am quite literally gaining mass from latent energy in some sort of gross violation of the conventions of physics and chemistry.
Arsebollockingfucknuggetry.
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