Halloween
‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.
What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell.
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unknown, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 10:55)
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ghosts don't scare me
nor do monsters, ghouls, zombies, werewolves et al. i had life-sized freddy krueger posters on my bedroom walls when i was a kid and i still collect horror films.
do you know what scares me?
watership down.
i fucking hate that film, freaky cunt rabbits tearing each other to pieces? no fucking thanks!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 15:38,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 15:41,
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On reflection, Gmork from The Never Ending Story wasn't scary in the slightest.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:05,
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It really used to freak me out as a kid
Then I watched it on acid as a student and actually grew to quite like it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:24,
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^ MASSIVE DRUGS
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:26,
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Very small pieces of blotting paper, as I recall
Though I confess my recollection may be hazy
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:30,
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i just hate it. i've got one hand half covering my screen now
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 16:30,
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The snare scene used to freak me out as well.
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wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 18:59,
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fuck, yes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 16:44,
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freddy krueger was dreamy
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:02,
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It's all about fascism and was meant to be scary.
Efrafa warren was a Nazi-style society in which everybody was marked and life very heavily supervised and regulated. Adams wanted to scare kids with this stuff, it was within clear living memory at the time the book was written.
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Porcupine, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:02,
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It's all about rabbits mate.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 27 Oct 2015, 13:26,
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the pie was nice though
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:27,
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rabbit has the same texture as snake
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 16:45,
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Trying to imagine a fluffy snake
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 19:32,
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i remember a snake called fluffy
but that was on cow and chicken
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2015, 16:30,
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I don't remember names, much of the plot or anything
But I watched this as a nipper (prolly 6 or 7) and the fighting bunnehs I could deal with. The bit at the end when the main bunneh snuffed at and tried to chase the black 'spirit' bunneh thing but couldn't catch it formed the cornerstone of my nightmares for a good few years. Ugh.
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mersault, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:29,
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You've been feeling tired, haven't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvGUCTpCIY
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 14:29,
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it really is a horrible film
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 16:45,
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Best greetings card ever:

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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 10:56,
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hahaha
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2015, 16:30,
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