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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Not mine sadly.

First one is probably a bit famous, recounted by the Scottish comedian Stu Who. He'd seen Kirk Douglas' son (Not Welsh-lass marrying Michael, but another one) trying and failing at stand-up in a London gig.
He's getting heckled, and just trying to ignore them, which just makes it worse, until finally he cracks.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?" he yells.
To which some wit in the audience replies, standing up, "No! I am Kirk Douglas' son!". Quickly followed by another audience member claiming the same, and another...

And a quicky - Ross Noble recounting the only heckle to bring himto a full and complete stop. Shouted out of the crowd in a low and mournful voice:
"You're all alone...."

MINDPISS! What're the odds?
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 14:57, Reply)

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