HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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The other side of YorkPeter Kay in very middle class York. Some drunken knob was heckling him - he stopped mid-sentence, walked to the front of the stage and stared at the guy whilst in a very calm strong voice said:
"Mate, I've been doing the working men's circuit in Bolton for the last 10 years, you're nothing, now fuck off".
The bloke got him back though. Just before the mid-way interval he'd gone for a piss and the usher said he wouldn't let him back in the auditorium until the break. Peter Kay totally lost his stride when the bloke headbutted said usher, right next to the stage.
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no longer a user, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 15:44,
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