HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Greg proopsWas doin a gig in the local theatre. About 30-40 mins in, everyone is crying with laughter.
All except one person who's been shouting out for the past few minutes. Cue messr proops saying something along the lines of "Shut up you sad lonely prick, go back home switch on your computer and masturbate into the small hours with that crusty old sock on your cock"
Cue several minutes of intense laughter.
That taught the twat.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 16:03, Reply)
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