HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Jo from S Club has shouted at me...Two S Club stories in one page? Madness!
I used to live in Soho and would often sit with my flat mate watching the world go by and also looking out for 'celebs'. Now when it was getting a bit nippy we would lower the big ol' sash windows and would prop them open with whatever was nearest, that day it was a round candle.
Predictibly the candle rolled off the window ledge down into the street below (Dean Street if your in the know). Now who should this rather large therefore heavy candle skim the face of? None other than Jo from S Club 7.
It was brilliant, my flatmate had dived out of the window to try and rescue it but alas we failed so as she looks up thinking 'What the f*ck?' there's us to leaning out the window in absolute hysterics...
She didn't take to this kindly and started shouting obsceneties at us... Now the surrounding area is looking at us as if we had actually just lobbed a wacking great big candle ON PURPOSE at Miss S Club's head... I felt truly awful but it was SO worth it.
Not strictly heckling but COPE.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 16:45, Reply)
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