HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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David Beckham fanWas at Middlesbrough uni at the unions weekly "comedy night". I wasn't really paying that much attention but the stand-up guy made a joke about David Beckham, at which point this tramp, and I mean tramp (you get the occasional wanderer at Middlesbrough union) staggered onto the stage *completely* pissed, and started trying to be very serious about why we shouldn't take the piss out of David because he's a credit to our nation, he seemed to be putting more effort into trying to stand.
At this point the stand-up guy just gave him the mike and went to the bar, so this tramp guy took the stage and said that if anyone else took the piss out of David he'd "do you", and predictably the whole audience erupted with insults.
And a short while later there was a fight, woo!.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 10:57, Reply)
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