HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Worst Bond film ever.Went to see that shitty bond film with the invisible car when totally stoned off my face. Cinema was packed. M (Judi dentures) just utters the immortal line "Death for dinner, Danger for Lunch" or something along those lines when I put on my best judi Dench voice just when the camera turns to james' reaction and silence follows. "Porridge for breakfast?"
The whole cinema looked at me dissapprovingly while me and my mate laughed through the rest of the film. got kicked out in the end.
Length? Girth? Bollocks.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 11:26, Reply)
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