HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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not so much a heckle more a retortwhilst working in a shoe shop on a very busy Saturday afternoon, I was serving a very obnoxious couple who shouted orders and tried to make everyone look incompetent.
Usual patter from me "how do those feel to you sir?"
his loud reply "like an orgasm!"
quick as a flash I replied "better let your wife try them on then"
needless to say I was sacked on the spot to a round of applause from the staff and other customers!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 10:08, Reply)
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