HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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you unfunny miserable snot encrusted crunt junkieYeah, I was at Reading and I threw a bottle of piss cause yeah they were shit but I did it from a crowd and that was re...
YOU ARE A CRUNT SIR AND IF I SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU DIG YOU UP AND KILL YOU AGAIN
just to let you know I was working the security that weekend to earn some money because my little girl is dying from cancer and I wanted to give her one last dying wish, just to go to disneyland, one of those bottles hit me and I had to go to hospital. I never got paid. She died. A painful. painful. death.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 12:59, Reply)
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