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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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My dad's unanswerable heckle
Everytime my father finds himself in a situation which is not to his advantage he is able to turn this around simply by highlighting the fact that he once climbed Ben Nevis. A perfect example of this was an argument myself and him were having this morning over breakfast. It went as follows:

My dad: I was the black one in Destiny's Child.

Me: But dad, they're all bl....

My dad: Shut up. I've climbed Ben Nevis.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:35, Reply)

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