HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Rusty just reminded meWent on lads holiday to Magaluff- and went to that Pirates show thingy they have- for those who havent been its an acrobatics show with a Pirates theme and you sit on benches made to look like boats and have food and drink and get totally hammered while the pirates do random stuff and entertain you. Audience participation is actively encouraged. They have family show during the day and an adult one at night. We were ob at the adult one- adult games involving drink, fruit, breasts etc etc
So - its free Sangria all night- and we were hammered. THey are doing their funky shit - really cant remember too much bout it- but they split the audience into different groups and you each have a pirate, they have a fight and you cheer them on etc etc. We were encouraged to heckle the 'opposing' sides. One of which pirate was French.
And so a hurried drunken chat was agreed upon:-
'He's fat, he's French, he takes it up the trench, he's a cunt!
Vive la France!!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 16:49, Reply)
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