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This is a question Heckles

Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Another one...
The "Every time I shag your mother... etc... pie/biscuit/sandwich/slice of cake... etc" retort has been done to death, but I did hear one reply to it which made the smart arse jumping on the bandwagon shut up.

After having the classic line sent back at him, the heckler says in a rather sad and angry sounding voice: "My mother died 4 years ago." Whether this was indeed true or not is irrelevant, as its effect on the comedian's act was quite amusing.

The comedian, knowing his act will be with the hecklers mother if he tries a retort to this one, stops in his tracks and changes the subject completely.

No apologies for anything.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 19:26, Reply)

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