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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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At the Rocky Horror show last night...
...always a classic for heckles, they've become part of the show. At the Mayflower in Southampton, Russ Abbot (the baldy twat) narrating.

He spouts the line, "It's true also that the spare tyre they were carrying was badly in need of some air."

Two girls shout back, "SO'S YOUR FUCKING HEAD!"

Everyone laughs at him, he looks seriously pissed off. Dunno what he expects doing this gig - he didn't even wear suspenders, the boring bastard.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 19:28, Reply)

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