HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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UnnecessaryWalking from pub to pub in an obligatory saturday night crawl. A bunch of lads were stood outside a bar shouting at birds to get their tits out and that.
After having their proposition declined multiple times, one of them decided to up the ante by shouting "Show us your piss flaps you dirty beaver". I never found out if this was a more acceptable form of banter
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 9:01, Reply)
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